Sex Ed

I'm going to barf.And I'm certainly NOT going to sleep!This insane level of excitement can only be compared to the absolutely sleepless Christmas Eves we had as children. Sadly, there is nobody here to stay up with all night whispering loudly to. Not-so-sadly, my parents aren't in the next room [...]

This is my current theme song. If you've never heard it, you should find a copy, stat.WHERE DO YOU GO TO MY LOVELYPeter Sarstedt26/02/1969 - 4 weeks at #1 - 16 weeks on chartYou talk like Marlene DietrichAnd you dance like Zizi JeanmaireYour clothes are all made by BalmainAnd there's [...]

Four more days.Can you believe it?I can scarcely contain myself.What I also can't believe is that the entire lower half of my body is smeared with splotchy orange streaks that are actually getting darker as each day passes. Thank you Kiehl's.With spring in the air and all of my favourite [...]

Is this thing on?I'm new to this world, and feel a little out of my element. The world I speak of isn't just this crazy world of bloggy goodness either. One or two of you (maybe three or four) will know exactly what I'm talking about, won't you? For the [...]