Sex Ed

I sorry…did I wake you up?

This is the cyber equivalent of a drunk n dial.I am so ready for sleeping, but think it's important to point out that I'm afraid that there's not a man alive who truly understands me, and that my best bets for motherhood right now involve artificial insemination and a lesbian [...]

By |July 20th, 2008|Uncategorized|0 Comments

No More Mr. Nice Guy

I'm looking for new work, but I feel incredibly guilty about it because it would be a really bad time to leave the company I currently work for. That said, they can't give me more than 24 hours a week, so I've had to subsidize my income by working in [...]

By |July 17th, 2008|Uncategorized|0 Comments

It’s a Long Way to Tipperary

I know I should be unpacking and cleaning. I know that I would even be more comfortable inside with the a/c instead of melting out here on the patio where it is still ridiculously hot at 6:30 pm. There are so many other things I could be doing rather than [...]

By |July 16th, 2008|Uncategorized|1 Comment

Make it a Double

At least one of the Coreys is still recognizable.This will be brief because I'm exhausted, and have had several sangrias today.My dear darling mom and dad were kind enough to rent a van and deliver their guest bed for me today, so I would no longer be sleeping on the [...]

By |July 6th, 2008|Uncategorized|0 Comments

Superfudge!

Does anyone else love Judy Bloom the way I did growing up?When we were little-ish, my mom used to read to the Gaffer and I before bed, and our favourite soon came to be Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing, and Superfudge! (you have to type the exclamation). We loved [...]

By |July 5th, 2008|Uncategorized|1 Comment

Mama Say Mammasa Mama Cusa

Scientists say watermelon has ingredients that deliver Viagra-like effects to the body’s blood vessels and may even increase libido.Despite an extensive search, nothing on the Internet could tell me what the hell "Mama Say Mammasa Mama Cusa"means. My brother threw it out there as a phrase to summarize the collective [...]

By |July 3rd, 2008|Uncategorized|0 Comments

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