Sex Ed

Trust in me, just in meShut your eyes and trust in meYou can sleep safe and soundKnowing I am aroundSlip into silent slumberSail on a silver mistSlowly and surely your sensesWill cease to resistTrust in me, just in meShut your eyes and trust in me

And I'm too tired to keep going, but can't rest now because I'll tumble into the abyss.Ya know what I'm saying?When I was little, one of the most marvelous things I could buy with my allowance, second only to sea monkeys (which I still think were a farce) were these [...]

helloo?is anyone there?because on saturday night when i'm home alone, it's just so hard to be sure...but this is an exercise that i need to perfect, isn't it? and then i either graduate to the perfect blend of domestic/hedonistic bliss with fat babies and smiling dogs in tow, or gin [...]

Who doesn't love to wake up to a vigorous game of chase?6:30 am today felt like a jolly old British farce. I was mostly asleep, and certainly alone, and Toulouse (my lover boy of the four-legged black cat variety) was curled up next to me. Toulouse is ten, and has [...]

I realized yesterday I've been forgetting to water my plants. After I gave them all a drink, they instantly seemed to perk up. It's basic, and simple, and somewhat inane to even mention here, but then I started to look at my own perkiness, which has been lagging. I need [...]

The only things in the Fortress of Solitude that run on double A batteries are the remote controls for my electronic devices.It's time to take action people.